Man Gets Ass Stuck In Child’s Swing, Rescued By Fire Service

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2ch netizens have enjoyed lambasting an unfortunate man who got stuck in a child’s swing at an Osaka park.

When pictures of the man stuck in the swing began to appear on Twitter, they were quickly uploaded to 2ch.net, rapidly appearing on a number of 2ch blogs.

Exactly why the young man was found by the Fire Services in a children’s play area at night has not been made clear. However, it does seem he has learned an important lesson about what not to do when swinging.

From 2ch.net via Itai News:

[Pictures] Jackass From Osaka Gets Himself Stuck In A Child’s Swing, Rescued By Fire Service; Has Pained Expression

man gets stuck in child's swing in Osaka park

Tweet reads: LMFAO

https://twitter.com/skdwm/status/540095987516071936

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キャプチュード(やわらか銀行)@\(^o^)/:

You cannot *not* laugh at this w

ファルコンアロー(茨城県)@\(^o^)/:

LMAO w

32文ロケット砲(やわらか銀行)@\(^o^)/:

Honestly pissed myself laughing.

ビッグブーツ(福島県)@\(^o^)/:

This is a jackass. NICE www

ニールキック(関東・甲信越)@\(^o^)/:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (^Q^)/^

ニーリフト(大阪府)@\(^o^)/:

I mean, why’s he wearing a t-shirt in winter?

チキンウィングフェースロック(茨城県)@\(^o^)/:

Looks like he’s wearing a diaper.

ジャンピングDDT(千葉県)@\(^o^)/:

LMFAO www. He has lower mental capabilities than a monkey.

ボマイェ(WiMAX)@\(^o^)/:

What is this, public execution w.

ファイヤーボールスプラッシュ(catv?)@\(^o^)/:

This is so embarrassing w

アンクルホールド(埼玉県)@\(^o^)/:

Would have been great if they’d drawn an arrow on the ground and just written “idiot” next to it.

フランケンシュタイナー(SB-iPhone)@\(^o^)/:

Just leave him there.

逆落とし(愛知県)@\(^o^)/:

Textbook idiot jackass.
Just from these pictures I can easily imagine how things went from the time they came to the park to the time the Fire Service arrived.

ミッドナイトエクスプレス(東日本)@\(^o^)/:

What a great expression on his face! Hilarious!

トペ スイシーダ(catv?)@\(^o^)/:

A chastity belt, huh?

男色ドライバー(チベット自治区)@\(^o^)/:

Is this guy a jackass?
Just looks like an aged retard to me.

頭突き(香川県)@\(^o^)/:

Is this a joke or is it for real?

フェイスロック(禿)@\(^o^)/:

He doesn’t look like a bad guy,
But he is quite clearly an idiot.

ミラノ作 どどんスズスロウン(やわらか銀行)@\(^o^)/:

He was fine as he was! w. You reap what you sow www.

目潰し(家)@\(^o^)/:

The look on his face is priceless w.
This is what you call a flummoxed expression.

スターダストプレス(SB-iPhone)@\(^o^)/:

He looks a bit like a kid you’d feel sorry for.

目潰し(家)@\(^o^)/:

I bet that when the people who came to rescue him saw this scene they must have laughed their heads off.

Comments from Twitter:

yumenosima5:

I really understand why he wanted to give this a try though! w

どんさむかっこかり:

I LOLd at this.

カエノレ:

Bullying? (´・ω・`)

らかるしゃん@Tiamat鯖:

This is fucked up www

白銀:

This must have been a difficult labor.

遠呂智(OROCHI):

They actually revealed his face on Twitter. This shame will be carried on to his descendants.

くりりん提督@クマー:

LMAO this jackass trap was just too sophisticated.

ひろたかですー。:

I bet that imitating this guy is going to become popular www

毛ワサ先生:

I was laughing at this yesterday, but then when I saw it again today it was still hilarious wwwwwwwwwwww

=りんりん:

I’d like to hear the firemens’ feelings about this.

ivehan:

This “idiot discovery machine” should be installed in every town across the land. In this case, if you find one idiot, you can guarantee there are 30 out there.

鬼嫁@BO2らぶ:

Oh, it’s diaper man.

ともっち:

This is just too pathetic www

なきゃの:

Too stupid LMAO

れいたん(∵):

LOL but I get the feeling of wanting to have a go on the swing.

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