• Fire蓝日

    well in real life you might be press charge, unless shes already your girl and you can confirm it, but the nature of flirting… it is uncertain if they are yours or not. im being stalk by an angry boyfriend because i jokingly said to his girl who is my friend, ” do you miss me?”, the boy wants me to kowtow for this. Imagine if its the wall smack, heads will have to roll. ヤバい

    • lonetrey / Dan

      -_- your boyfriend wants you to kowtow for that? I think you should wall-smack his head into the wall.

      • Fire蓝日

        no you misunderstood i meant that girl’s boyfriend. I am heterosexual.

        should I still wall-smack his head?

        • lonetrey / Dan

          oh! I see, my mistake >_<

          Well, that's still ok in my book. Around where I'm from, the boyfriend's being kind of a prude… friends can say they miss each other. There's this girl who has a boyfriend and we say that all the time with each other, no one takes us seriously to be attracted to each other.

          • Fire蓝日

            Yeah, its not a big deal you are right Dan, its just that people can be insecure over little thing sometimes they will exagerate it too much.

          • bluesummers

            You immediately profiled him as a homo because of the long hair in his avatar, didn’t you?
            Heh heh.

          • lonetrey / Dan

            >_< no!

            To be absolutely honest, and I really don't mean to cause any offense, I didn't look at this picture closely enough and just posted thinking he was a girl! It wasn't until afterwards when he replied that I clicked on his Disqus photo for a larger view and realized Fire is a guy ._.

          • bluesummers

            Oh, so you’re calling him a girl are you now?

          • lonetrey / Dan

            -____- No, I’m calling myself a person who sometimes leaps before he looks lol

          • bluesummers

            So after thoroughly insulting Fire, you go on to insult yourself.
            You’re an absolute hurricane, sir.

          • lonetrey / Dan


          • Fire蓝日

            as long as its funny or have some dramatic flair it will not offend me Dan. bluesummers trapped you well.

  • lonetrey / Dan

    I’m really unsure how to think about a wall-smack… if it’s done too violently, quickly, or loudly I feel like it’ll become

    On the otherhand, it could be seen as slightly romantic if a girl and guy are attracted to each other and this pins the girl into an area so she can tell the guy whether she’ll accept him or not…. The guy better not force it though.

    I can’t think of any other time a wall-smack would be used…. unless it’s meant to be intimidating. But I don’t understand… you’re giving your opponent an advantage by putting one hand out of the way and giving them a free shot at you….

    Can’t say I’ve actually seen anyone use this before.

  • Kate

    The kitty picture is adorable 🙂 I think if a man did that to do me and I wasn’t familiar with him, I would knee him in his jewels ^_^♥♥

    • lonetrey / Dan

      Ahaha, exactly what I mean. I don’t get why this is a thing at all, the gesture doesn’t make sense when used hostilely…

      • John Snow

        it shows off the alpha male side. If you are a Japanese chic you would probably fall head over heels over someone who is aggressive over the passive Japanese men who are sometimes known as the wall flower.

    • Lulu

      I would push him back with my briefcase / clipboard. Clipboards, always handy to have around! Use clipboard to border your seat on the subway so dude with spreading legs isn’t pressing his thighs against yours!

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    • KurodaKun

      Wall Smack: a new sister site for the quirkiest news

  • Lovely

    omg… so corney. If a guy ever tried that I would be rolling my eyes a day later.

  • Lillee

    awww, I´d like to be wall smacked..

    • dk2020

      I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. ;p *wallsmack*

  • PixelPulse

    I never got that wall smack thing in shojo, I would just duck under the guys arm and walk away since I really hate forceful displays from anybody. The Tiger and Bunny one gave me a good laugh.

  • I just dont get this henati yuck side of japan

  • Guestzen

    This is one of those things that’s heart-pounding in fantasy… but just fantasy. It makes me squee when I read shojo, but I’d never want it to happen in real life.

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